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Saturday, June 26, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Top Chef DC: John Somerville will be played by Jeff Goldblum
Top Chef DC sanely asked John "Rasta Goldblum" Somerville to pack his knives and go. In his own words, "I barely had a chance to pull a knife out of my bag." I take that as a threat.
He also tries to mind-snuggle us with "women really love my pastries" and "I'm a really likable kind of a guy." Kind of.
Also, his "toenails grow at a rate that you can't even believe." Oh, that kind of likable.
Hear him say those words and others that will make you never want to eat again:
He also tries to mind-snuggle us with "women really love my pastries" and "I'm a really likable kind of a guy." Kind of.
Also, his "toenails grow at a rate that you can't even believe." Oh, that kind of likable.
Hear him say those words and others that will make you never want to eat again:
When he tries to slash Eric Ripert's obscenely beautiful francoface after sneaking back on-set, his sad little toenail-clipping-strewn life story will be made into a movie. And he will be played by Jeff Goldblum wearing several aged and tranquilized llamas on his head.
Monday, June 14, 2010
The Amazing Kreskin Knows You're Reading This
Children of the 70s will surely remember having their collective minds blown by The Amazing Kreskin. He lets you know right up front that he's amazing.
Did you also know that his ENTIRE WORLD is amazing? You and your pot-addled / bored / empty / nostalgic mind can be amazed once again as you enter The Amazing World of Kreskin on Hulu.
The show answers the question: What if John "Crossing Over" Edwards had a touch of aspergers and paid a visit to the set of Joker's Wild?
Kreskin not only freaks out the audience by knowing that they know someone with a letter J name, he also graciously hosts a series of poorly-lit celebrities, most of whom have an allergy to natural fibers and regular skin care.
Dame Sybil Leek anyone? How about a hot cup of James Coco?
Did you also know that his ENTIRE WORLD is amazing? You and your pot-addled / bored / empty / nostalgic mind can be amazed once again as you enter The Amazing World of Kreskin on Hulu.
The show answers the question: What if John "Crossing Over" Edwards had a touch of aspergers and paid a visit to the set of Joker's Wild?
Kreskin not only freaks out the audience by knowing that they know someone with a letter J name, he also graciously hosts a series of poorly-lit celebrities, most of whom have an allergy to natural fibers and regular skin care.
Dame Sybil Leek anyone? How about a hot cup of James Coco?
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